Play#3870 Text Yourself Before You Rext YourselfJanuary 31, 2023Luke does his best to corrupt a minor while placing bets at a basketball game. Andrew can’t tell the difference between Bill Hader, Will Forte, and Jason Sudeikis.
Play#3869 Joyfully Incredulous January 30, 2023Instagram removed one of Luke’s photos, and he thinks the Illuminati is involved. Andrew learns that “The Chocolate Cough” isn’t a universal phenomenon.
Play#3868 Anarchist ArchivistsJanuary 27, 2023Luke’s trip to San Francisco was bonkers, and Andrew’s latest experiment with internet stalking pays off.
Play#3867 Fear Of Being Invited January 26, 2023Luke has a close call at the barber shop, and Andrew tries to complete an important task during the show.
Play#3866 The Arby’s ValueJanuary 25, 2023Luke helps Andrew with a home improvement conundrum. Plus, a high school journalist in Massachusetts breaks the story that her school’s lights can’t be turned off and have been burning non-stop for years.
Play#3865 Blunder RoadJanuary 24, 2023The M&Ms marketing team claims it’s getting rid of it’s cartoon spokescandies and replacing them with Maya Rudolf, which sounds good, but Andrew’s irritated by the whole thing.
Play#3864 Barkham AsylumJanuary 23, 2023Luke finished watching the second season of The White Lotus, so he and Andrew compare notes.
Play#3863 Pull Tab Justice January 20, 2023Andrew visited his Eagles club yesterday to try to clean something that he’s dubbed “Murder Stain,” and Luke has $30 worth of pull tabs with bad advice and bad jokes he’d like to share.
Play#3862 Happy Blursday BleccaJanuary 19, 2023Pizza boxes haven’t changed since the 1960s, and one pizza advocate thinks they should.
Play#3861 Please Clad January 18, 2023Luke made an unannounced appearance on his neighbor’s porch yesterday, but don’t worry, he also acted totally weird.
Play#3860 You Say Tomato, I Say Stop Laughing At MeJanuary 17, 2023An advertisement in Andrew’s copy of Reader’s Digest has Luke on a tear about “hater” culture.
Play#3859 Coed Naked PodcastingJanuary 16, 2023Luke and Andrew accidentally play an inappropriate game based on popular t-shirts from the 1990s.
Play#3858 De Armas And DangerousJanuary 13, 2023Luke is in Las Vegas, where he’s experiencing a much different visit than the time he came here with Andrew.
Play#3857 Ask A Psyllium Question, Get A Psyllium AnswerJanuary 12, 2023A writer for the New York Times is absolutely baffled by James Cameron’s frame-rate choices in the new Avatar movie.
Play#3856 Ceci N'est Pas Une PodcastJanuary 11, 2023Luke is freaked out by a TV commercial that seems to be aimed directly at Andrew, and he’s puzzled by a local heating and cooling commercial set in space.
PlayNo Point Conversion: Not To Y’hawk Any YumsJanuary 10, 2023Luke and Andrew celebrate the Seahawks’ unlikely entry into the postseason with wildly optimistic predictions for the future.
Play#3855 Shirts That Go SoftJanuary 10, 2023Luke’s adventures at the gym this morning lead him and Andrew down a memory lane lined with the Croakie Straps and Vaurnet t-shirts of their youth.
Play#3854 Kids Say The Dankest ThingsJanuary 9, 2023Luke and Andrew are both back from their travels with many stories (and reviews of ill-gotten BBC TV shows) to share.