Episodes: January, 2023

Luke does his best to corrupt a minor while placing bets at a basketball game. Andrew can’t tell the difference between Bill Hader, Will Forte, and Jason Sudeikis.

Instagram removed one of Luke’s photos, and he thinks the Illuminati is involved. Andrew learns that “The Chocolate Cough” isn’t a universal phenomenon.

Luke’s trip to San Francisco was bonkers, and Andrew’s latest experiment with internet stalking pays off.

Luke has a close call at the barber shop, and Andrew tries to complete an important task during the show.

Luke helps Andrew with a home improvement conundrum. Plus, a high school journalist in Massachusetts breaks the story that her school’s lights can’t be turned off and have been burning non-stop for years.

The M&Ms marketing team claims it’s getting rid of it’s cartoon spokescandies and replacing them with Maya Rudolf, which sounds good, but Andrew’s irritated by the whole thing.

Luke finished watching the second season of The White Lotus, so he and Andrew compare notes.

Andrew visited his Eagles club yesterday to try to clean something that he’s dubbed “Murder Stain,” and Luke has $30 worth of pull tabs with bad advice and bad jokes he’d like to share. 

Pizza boxes haven’t changed since the 1960s, and one pizza advocate thinks they should.

Luke made an unannounced appearance on his neighbor’s porch yesterday, but don’t worry, he also acted totally weird.

An advertisement in Andrew’s copy of Reader’s Digest has Luke on a tear about “hater” culture.

Luke and Andrew accidentally play an inappropriate game based on popular t-shirts from the 1990s.

Luke is in Las Vegas, where he’s experiencing a much different visit than the time he came here with Andrew.

A writer for the New York Times is absolutely baffled by James Cameron’s frame-rate choices in the new Avatar movie. 

Luke is freaked out by a TV commercial that seems to be aimed directly at Andrew, and he’s puzzled by a local heating and cooling commercial set in space.

Luke and Andrew celebrate the Seahawks’ unlikely entry into the postseason with wildly optimistic predictions for the future.

Luke’s adventures at the gym this morning lead him and Andrew down a memory lane lined with the Croakie Straps and Vaurnet t-shirts of their youth.

Luke and Andrew are both back from their travels with many stories (and reviews of ill-gotten BBC TV shows) to share.