Episodes: January, 2019

Luke and Andrew dive into the latest issue of Reader’s Digest and share some truly Dazzling Deets about everything from frog’s eyes to Hitler’s nephew.

Luke and Andrew check-in on The StuBot and his family in St. Cloud, MN, where it’s currently 35 degrees below zero. They also realize they are doing poorly when it comes to their Employee Review process. And Luke is having some second thoughts regarding his sporting life.

Luke mixes things up with one of his new basketball buddies, and Andrew performs the grossest and most satisfying home repair imaginable.

Luke is blown away by a movie that he never thought he’d be interested in, and Andrew holds his nose and plunges into one of the Fyre Fest documentaries. Plus, can sports fandom influence a presidential election (ahem, Mr. Howard Schultz)? And is it okay to hide speed cameras behind port-o-potties? 

Luke makes Andrew very anxious by airing a voicemail from their colleague without reviewing it first. Meanwhile, Andrew develops a One-Person-Per-Platform social media strategy. And they make up for the Blursday wishes they missed yesterday. 

Luke unwittingly becomes the most popular guy at the rental car counter in Bellingham. Meanwhile, in Seattle, Andrew risks another uncomfortable interaction when he returns to the Whole Foods parking lot that got him in trouble yesterday. Plus, we hear about the self-made (and self-proclaimed) laundryman to the stars! 

Luke and Andrew discuss the kid-friendly merits of The A-Team vs MacGyver. Plus, doctors say you can train your body to need the bathroom at a certain time, and — unrelatedly — Andrew shares a shameful encounter he had in the Whole Foods parking lot yesterday.

Luke discovers secret art in a billionaire’s backyard and also has a revelation about Sinead O’Connor. Meanwhile, Andrew launches a defense of beat-up cars and cracked smartphone screens.

Luke has a new way of meditating that involves fruit, and Andrew has a new way of looking at trees, thanks to APM’s new poetry podcast. They also discuss bottled water circa 1993, and they try to untangle their feelings about Malcolm Gladwell.

Luke’s adventures in Atlanta continue as he spends the night in a Waffle House full of tuxedoed Republicans. He and Andrew also discuss the story of a large English family that wreaked absolute havoc on New Zealand.

Luke checks-in from Atlanta, where he is now officially a Waffle House team member! He tells Andrew about his experience working as a short-order cook, and they finally discuss the lawsuit against Netflix over “Bandersnatch.”

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to help Andrew with some Twitter-related issues. Plus, Andrew shares a (pre-approved) dream that may end up changing his career trajectory. They never get to Top Stories, but they do share some great TV Guide #content.

Luke’s feelings on Marie Kondo’s approach to organizing is evolving…leading him to de-clutter a crawl space in the middle of the night. Meanwhile, Andrew has plenty of regrets over stuff that he’s eliminated from his life. And they both weigh-in on the president’s fast-food feast prepared for visiting athletes. (Why so much Filet-O-Fish?)

Luke and Andrew discuss the end of a local radio show that is very close to their hearts. Luke also weighs in on the new Marie Kondo Netflix show, and Andrew listens to Squeeze for the very first time (and he likes it!)

Luke played his first game as a member of the vaunted Bellingham Sledghogs basketball team. He and Andrew also say goodbye to a very special snail named George, and they discuss a very interesting plan to get people to stop stealing “420” signs off the highway. Plus, it’s a Friday, so they have some Music For Your Weekend.

A guy is suing Burger King after getting locked in the restaurant’s dirty bathroom, and that’s not even the weird part of the story. Luke and Andrew also discuss anger management and the time Andrew was forced to do the Humpty Dance.

Luke and Andrew dig into Luke’s newest TV obsession, Patriot on Amazon Prime, and they talk Bird Box, A Quiet Place, and why Andrew freaked out when he got out of bed today.

Luke and Andrew talk about everything — literally everything — for, like, three hours. It’s a show for the ages!