Episodes: September, 2018

Luke’s voice and brain are scrambled, despite making good decisions the night before. And on the subject of things that are scrambled, Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre popularity of Taco Bell breakfast, despite the fact that even Taco Bell admits their coffee is horrible. 

Luke is back at the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to recap last night’s TBTL Mariners event and to discuss his “boyfriend shirt.” Plus, a man in Ireland does what we all want to do at the airport.

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to hear about Andrew’s barbershop adventures and to share the worst press release he’s received in a while.

Philly’s hockey team just unveiled their new mascot, and it is NOT getting the respect it clearly deserves. Plus, Luke and Andrew learn something amazing about the TV show Growing Pains.

Luke and Andrew discuss the Washington Post’s feature on Chevy Chase, which does not exactly paint the comedian in glory. Plus, a seafood proprietor in Maine has started getting her lobsters stoned before boiling them, and scientists are experimenting with giving octopodes ecstasy. Plus, it’s a Monday, so we discuss the Seahawks and Browns in the latest installment of No Point Conversion!

Andrew regrets his opening joke and Luke decides to play voicemail message his agent left him that literally starts with the words “this is off the record”… so you can imagine how that ends. Also, way more about the performer “Afroman” than you were expecting, and Andrew gets a do-over on his joke at the end of the show – with mixed results.

Luke helps Andrew prepare for the Browns football party he’s throwing tonight. They argue about bean dip. Plus, Maroon 5 is tapped to perform at the Super Bowl, and people are NOT happy about it. 

A video of two guys from Boston is burning up the internet, and it’s very relevant to our TBTL interests.

A report claims that people are getting divorced because of the video game Fortnite. Andrew decides to put his own relationship to a test by downloading the game. Plus, Luke finds out what people think of his job as a podcaster after seeing him in action. And it’s a special Tuesday edition of No Point Conversion!

Luke tried a new approach to public speaking this weekend, and it may change everything he does from this point forward. Meanwhile, the mysterious sound of children singing late into the night has an English village very creeped-out.

Despite some interesting logistical hurdles, Luke, Andrew and David From The Basement get together to reveal this year’s TBTL Song of the Summer! Plus, Luke and David dissect the latest developments on Bachelor in Paradise.

Luke and Andrew talk about old school vacuums and CNN’s dubious list of advice for staying trim during football season.

Luke vigorously defends celery against the legions of celery haters out there. He also has an update on the giant lobster that was facing destruction in Australia. And a listener shares a scary story about an airplane trip over the Great Lakes. 

Luke and Andrew discover an amazing new product called “water bottles.” They spread the word on that, and they discuss the world’s most unexpected flag football success  story. 

Luke and Carey found themselves in another scary boating adventure this weekend – and this one even made the news. Carey joins the show to talk about that. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss people who got Domino’s tattoos in exchange for free pizza. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of the Seahawks’ and Browns’ opening games. 

Luke is in a great mood, and it’s 100% tree-related. He and Andrew also discuss Paul McCartney, The Noid, and why a Cleveland radio personality had to eat something very, very gross. Plus, it’s Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

The Australian minister who got Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in trouble is now in his own hot water. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and they worry about things they’ve said to strangers. 

Andrew is trying to figure out if he has air conditioning in his apartment, which doesn’t seem like that hard of a puzzle to solve. He and Luke also discuss a new Twitter bug and their favorite (non-Browns-related) airplane music.