Episodes: February, 2017

Donald Trump’s preferred way of eating steak has everyone hopping mad. Luke and Andrew discuss the extremely personal world of condiment politics. Plus, Luke is obsessed with some new TV shows, podcasts, and documentaries that he wants you to watch. And Andrew’s new idea for improving the show is a bust.

Andrew learned a dirty little secret about a regional chain restaurant on Saturday. Meanwhile, Luke and Carey spent their weekend writing, producing and performing in Trump-related comedy sketches. Plus, the biggest mistake ever to occur on an Oscar stage made for some great Academy Awards entertainment. And Andrew gets rejected by Twitter.

Luke and Andrew are gearing up for the weekend. Luke’s involves soup and hosting a fancy event. Andrew’s involves a chain restaurant in Tukwila. They also discuss the new, stark reality of “economy” airline flights and why it’s okay to sit by the airplane bathroom. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!

Luke joins the show from Portland, as he prepares for an evening of high-pressure live radio. Andrew is (per)fuming mad at the LAX redesign. They discuss these issues, plus an update on the bizarre Kim Jong-nam assassination and a story about a cheating marathon runner who was foiled by her own fitness tracker.

Luke and Andrew discuss the fine line between being friendly and being overly-friendly, especially when it comes to dealing with cashiers and waitresses. Plus, a stolen super bowl jersey leads to a confession from Luke, and a failed experiment by Henry Ford gets Andrew riled up.

Luke realizes he is addicted to internet shopping. Andrew has a belabored theory about this. Plus, a soccer betting scandal in the U.K. involves a goalie eating pie. And is it okay to brush your teeth in a public restroom?

Andrew asks Luke if his friends did the right thing after finding a bunch of money under a pool table this weekend. Plus, Snapchat glasses are going to be available online soon, and Luke introduces a new segment called “HACK ATTACK!”, which will undoubtedly improve your life in almost every way.

Luke is stuck in Portland, where he bought Andrew a special gift. He lets Andrew ask 20 questions to guess what it is. They also discuss the unbelievable details of an international assassination and how Columbia University utterly destroyed the emotions of some 200 would-be students. Also, there’s a lot of Luke impersonating Michael McDonald.

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat on his way to Portland…if he makes it to Portland. He and Andrew discuss cat wine, Monopoly, and your dreams.

Luke and Andrew find joy in an old viral video, then they discuss whether or not someone should take away Harrison Ford’s pilots license. Also, why Stephen Colbert is finally finding success on CBS, and whether Meatloaf really knows what he wouldn’t do for love.

Luke tries to help Andrew “Heart of Stone” Walsh get through Valentines Day. They also discuss the retro cell phone craze and why Luke is getting a second phone. Also, the milk industry wants you to remind you that their product is “lacteal secretion” – accept no substitutes.

Andrew is back from Costa Rica, where he did his best not to fight with a racist in a hot tub. He and Luke discuss that, and whether or not Andrew’s driving teacher was trying to seduce him when he was 17. Plus, Adele stops mid-song at the Grammys, and Broadway has a toilet problem.

Camaro Kev from “Stack of Dimes” stops by to chat about Luke’s new favorite insult (which started out on a “Tragically Hip” newsgroup in the early 2000’s), Scientology, and what he would do if he was “Hunted”. Special Thanks today to Heather Schwampe of Seattle and Kevin Shafer of Florence CO for helping make today’s […]

TBTL Engineer Emeritus Sean DeTore swings by to talk auto repair, male dancing, and the use of flute in rap music backing tracks. Special Thanks to Travis and Chelsea Pemberton of Arlington TX, and Heather Ruud of Bothell WA. for making today’s show possible!  

Luke takes to the very very frozen streets of Bellingham and almost crashes multiple times while sneaking into a Gym and visiting an IRS office right out of a movie. Special thanks to Elizabeth Voigt of Nashville TN, and Mel Woodard of Seattle WA. for making today’s show possible!  

Alex Falcone stops by to talk about his new book “Unwrap My Heart” (the story of a girl who falls in love with a mummy) and also the Amazing World of Frogs, plus, why Sean Spicer’s “Venmo” account is troubling. Special thanks to John Stedman of San Diego CA & Elizabeth VanStee of Clawson MI for […]

Andrew heads to Costa Rica just ahead of an arctic storm, leaving Luke, Carey, Poddog and The Bay Kitty trapped in the snow. Cabin Fever sets in and talk turns to Luke’s Biological Father, why Carey doesn’t like being on the show, and if there are any more Little Burbanks in the future. Thanks to […]

Luke and Andrew say goodbye before Andrew heads off to a vacation resort that he’s 99% sure isn’t a swingers’ club. They also discuss why they don’t like action scenes in movies, unless the movies are Die Hard, Star Wars or Mad Max. Plus, why some hotel thermostats purposely don’t work. And, Music For Your Weekend!