Episodes: October, 2016

Andrew and Luke share their Halloween plans. Andrew’s are surprisingly curmudgeonly, even by Andrew standards. Plus, per TBTL tradition, we listen back to The Haunting of David Boze. And there’s some super scary sport-talk in No Point Conversion!

Luke joins the show from a parking lot in Florida, where he’s catching the unwanted gaze of a security guard and a family of raccoons fighting over potato chips. He and Andrew discuss animals in the news, including a woman who angered the internet by complaining about a bodega cat.

Luke’s adventures in Puerto Rico give him the chance to answer the age old question: What happens to fake hair foam when it’s drenched in a thunderstorm? He and Andrew also discuss a man who caught a grape in his mouth after it was dropped from the sky and a new dance video that Andrew probably should have ignored.

Luke almost has a Bill O’Reilly moment while shooting on location in Puerto Rico. He and Andrew discuss that, and they debate the merits of Dos Equis’ new “Most Interesting Man In The World.” And they play a song submitted by an anonymous (and worried) listener.

Luke and Andrew discuss phone chargers, socks, world music, John Lurie, internet dating, and dazzling details about Donovan. Also, Luke is in Puerto Rico.

Luke joins the show from Puerto Rico, where his very loose grasp on the Spanish language is getting him into some awkward situations. He and Andrew also discuss balding, toupées and and Donald Trump’s favorite catch phrase. Plus, a look at the worst or possibly best Seahawks game in this week’s No Point Conversion.

Andrew and Aaron “The Ace of Mace” Mason discuss Andrew’s newly diagnosed “garbage anxiety.” Plus, they read an email leaked exclusively to TBTL from the desk of a television editor. Also, a famous football player admits that everyone has been spelling his name wrong his entire career. And, of course, there’s Music For Your Weekend!

Luke has fallen in love with New York City all over again. He tells Andrew about his adventures and about an amazing new app he discovered. Plus, more salad talk, what we could all learn from George H.W. Bush, and whether a North Korean chimp should quit smoking.

Luke is in New York, where he is enamored with the salad options. Meanwhile, Andrew has a questionable hip-hop-related joke that he can’t let go of. They discuss one reporter’s herculean attempts to track down Bill Murray.

Andrew picks up Luke at the airport so they can go hat shopping in Seattle. True story.

Luke and Andrew discuss the great storm of 2016 that wasn’t, then they compare their Sylvester Stallone impressions. Plus, we dig into the information that Facebook (and its advertisers) have collected on Andrew.

Luke joins the show from the offices of Live Wire Radio, where he’s concerned that his co-workers will walk in on him podcasting. He and Andrew discuss Nancy Grace’s headline-grabbing interview with some critical radio hosts. Also discussed: Luke’s slow evolution into Royal Tenenbaum.

Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss “hick-hop”, wedding disasters, and the unsung works of Steven Weber. Plus, Alex Trebek gets BOLD.

Luke discovers a new bathroom-themed Halloween toy that may end up replacing Andrew on the show. Plus, dazzling deets on dog noses!

Luke takes the show into the kitchen, where he cooks corned beef while Andrew Googles ingredients for him. They also discuss why Chinese banks are hiring people to snoop around bathrooms. Oh, there’s also a lot of Far Side talk.

Luke woke up with a pit in his stomach today and realized that Summer is truly, truly over for a long, long time. This naturally leads to an examination of the musical works of The Fabulous Thunder Birds and The Georgia Satellites. Also, America found an unexpected hero during last night’s presidential debate.

Phyllis “The Fletch” Fletcher joins the show to talk about her recent reunion with her childhood pen-pal from behind the Iron Curtain. Plus, Andrew is having some some issues expressing himself lately. He and Phyllis also discuss nefarious actions by the Egg Council, secret hiding places in libraries, and Music For Your Weekend!

Tom Tangney joins the show to review some films, analyze Andrew’s performance on KIRO today, and recall some of his fondest TBTL memories. Also, Luke checks in from a sad hotel room near the Seattle airport to explain how he ended up there.