Episodes: May, 2016

Luke helps settle (or adds fire to) an ongoing argument between Andrew and his girlfriend. They discuss in great detail the definition of a “chip” vs a “snack food”, and Luke talks about the time he once ate a sausage on the floor. Plus, summer skin care tips and A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

Luke and Andrew celebrate Memorial Day by eating cereal. Lots and lots of cereal.

Luke accidentally sleeps for 14 hours and almost misses TBTL. As a result, Andrew takes him to Dream Court. Plus, can Andrew spell this year’s winning Spelling Bee words? Probably not. And it’s a Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew discuss a billionaire’s secret legal campaign against Gawker Media. Plus, Johnny Depp and an Australian politician continue their war of words. And Luke has a new hero in his own war against his backyard moles.

A conversation about flight attendants leads Luke and Andrew to appreciate the works of Kenny Loggins. Also, Andrew may be surrounded by ghosts. And Luke is reunited with some long-lost radio commercials he used to love.

Andrew had a close encounter with a listener and didn’t even know it. Luke remembers the first time he ever heard Smashing Pumpkins and how they weren’t as scary as he’d feared. Plus, why breakfast isn’t as important as the Quaker Oats Center for Excellence would have you believe, and the latest installment of “A Song of Ice and Spoilers.”

Andrew found a special pack of trading cards at an antique mall this weekend, so he and Luke open them on the show. Plus, the latest video to go mega-viral is absolutely delightful. And why Minecraft may be spoiling Game of Thrones for Andrew.

Luke and 50 of his closest seagull friends join the show from Port Townsend, where he’s gearing up for a weekend of scary carnival rides. He and Andrew dissect Kanye’s appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres show. Plus: Music for Your Weekend!

Luke has a very strange run-in with a musician backstage in Portland. Andrew has an uncomfortable interaction at a batting cage in Edmonds, WA. And listeners in Japan taste-test a frozen treat for us.

Luke and Andrew get a bit deep in the middle of the week with their conversations about Rodney Dangerfield, Weird Al Yankovic, and body image issues. Plus, why a Japanese company is apologizing profusely for its ice cream bar.

Luke and Andrew discuss why Luke almost had to change his name to Jerry yesterday. Plus, the star of one of TBTL’s most disastrous interviews finds himself in hot water over some inappropriate expense reports. And a Song of Ice and Spoilers returns to throw some shade on Grey Worm and the Mother of Dragons.

Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss modern emojis and their proper use. Plus, Andrew made a big mistake and is hoping the Tens can help. And Luke offers an epilogue on his final hours in rural Texas.

Day two of his Texas adventure finds Luke embracing Lone Star culture with open arms and a slight southern drawl. He and Andrew discuss his latest adventures as well as two bonkers stories from the campaign trail: A recording of Donald Trump pretending to be his own spokesperson, and Hillary Clinton’s position on alien life forms.

Luke joins the show as he drives across the Texas panhandle in search of a stage-coach that delivers mail to children. He describes the local scenery as Andrew tracks his movements from afar.

Luke and Andrew discuss what people may or may not be saying about Luke behind his back. Plus, a meditation on the beauty of Ames, Iowa, and whether or not it matters that Facebook editors have been “suppressing” conservative news stories. Plus, Luke and Andrew try an experiment on Andrew’s cat.

Luke and Andrew debate the merits of pre-peeled hard boiled eggs, garlic presses, and the word “moist”. They also discuss a new study that says we all have fewer friends than we think. Then they anger Game of Thrones fans and non-Game of Thrones fans alike with the latest installment of “A Song of Ice and Spoilers.”

Luke and Andrew discuss the rules for calling your parents, why Hitler should have had more facial hair, and when it’s time for Luke and Andrew to shave their heads.

Genevieve makes her TBTL debut today, filling-in for a vacationing Luke Burbank. She and Andrew discuss a new study looking at “mixed-attractiveness” couples, cats who won’t stop crying, and the healing (or non-healing) properties of earwax. Plus, Music for your Weekend!