Episodes: February, 2016

TBTL’s 2016 Oscar analysis mostly focuses on Andrew’s weekend of ripping-up old poetry notebooks. He and Luke also discuss Chris Rock’s performance and whether or not the broadcast should still include musical numbers. Plus, Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Leap Day (And Ja Rule), But Were Afraid To Ask.

Andrew is suddenly very stressed out about his big move to Seattle. Luke is also stressed out, but for a much more complicated reason. They discuss their anxieties in great detail. Plus, the long-awaited return of Email Frenzy and Music for your Weekend!

Andrew’s Midwest travel plans are getting blocked by a bunch of chickens and turkeys. Luke feels like he’s hit the bigtime now that he’s a member of AAA. They also discuss the Damn, Daniel phenomenon and the worst online retailer ever.

Luke and Andrew both offer embarrassing stories of rage leading them astray. Plus, why PodDog is in the proverbial doghouse, why millennials don’t eat cereal anymore, and some amazing new jingles for the TBTL phone line (206-414-TBTL)

Andrew tried scratch-off lotto tickets for the first time in his life this morning, so Luke offers him a primer in gambling. Plus, a teenager is in big trouble for a pretty harmless prank, and there’s some discussion of the Adam Sandler classic, “Airheads.”

Luke and Andrew discuss Transparent, The Revenant, and why Luke didn’t get any sleep last night. Plus, Harper Lee led a surprisingly interesting quiet life, which leads Luke and Andrew to spend 10 American Pies trying to figure out what a Delmonico Steak is. Plus, we get our first TBTL Listener Line jingle!

Luke and Andrew come up with a hit new TV show called “So I Married An Ax Millionaire.” They discuss that, Luke’s surprise phone call, and Apple’s refusal to help the FBI hack into a phone. Plus, a listener defends “Dazed and Confused”, and we hear some “Music For Your Weekend!”

Luke helps Andrew with his future fitness needs and Andrew helps Luke deal with a post-celebratory hang over. They also discuss the stonedest long-distance runner around, and we hear what it sounds like when Luke beatboxes.

Andrew calls up Luke and reaches him in his Portland hotel room, where he’s trying to learn how to sew. They discuss the intersection of Betsy Ross and Howell Raines, Luke’s run-in with a fake Kardashian, and why Andrew keeps setting shoelaces on fire.

Luke is in Portland with a lot on his mind on the eve of his big LiveWire season opener. He’s worried about his outfit, his belly, and his leaking basement back home. He and Andrew discuss these issues. Plus, a new study says Seasonal Affective Disorder isn’t really a thing, and a couple of researchers want to get rid of time zones.

Luke just realized that he’s working on a holiday, and he’s not psyched about it. Meanwhile, Andrew has a new, nifty idea for TBTL that’s got him jazzed. They also discuss the invention, rise, and fall of water beds and the new Game of Thrones trailer. Plus, a TBTL roadtrip is announced.

Luke and Andrew are deep into walkie-talkie culture, as evidenced by today’s show. They discuss good nicknames for the open road, bike sharing, scooter stories, Kanye West’s apparent turn for the worse, and the amazing story of a internet troll who’s targeting a friendly internet dog reviewer. Plus, Music for your Weekend!

Luke and Andrew talk shoes, fashion, and other topics that are beyond them, including: How to handle Valentines Day when you hate Valentines Day, the O.J. Simpson trial, Baby Jessica, and why a California congressman was vaping on the floor of the House.

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes went viral last night after introducing America to a new, tasty political candidate. He joins the show to explain what happened. Plus, food talk continues with a story of a McDonald’s marketing ploy gone bad, and [HOT DOG STORY ALERT] Burger King introduces a new, tubular item to its menu with the help of Snoop Dogg. Also, Andrew tries out a new radio voice that you’re going to find very unsettling.

Andrew’s big announcement — delayed by one day — is finally revealed. Also, Luke tells the story of one of the most fascinating heists in recent years, and listeners explain why they disagree with us about Cam Newton.

Luke and Andrew discuss yesterday’s Super Bowl commercials, whether or not it’s okay to root against Cam Newton, and how it took a listener five years to finally listen to TBTL. There is also an amazing joke about Jason Bourne that will probably change the face of comedy forever.

Luke and Andrew deliver a true Friday show. Topics include: Standing in line at 7-11, license plate fonts (again), Luke’s long-lost half-brother and a grandma he never got to meet, airplane food, Andrew’s big Facebook mea culpa, sparkling water vs still water, and why we lost a listener this week. Plus, Music for Your Weekend!

Chris Hayes joins the show from New Hampshire, where primary voting is just days away and Jeb Bush is becoming more likable by the minute. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss whether or not we should enjoy shows like “Serial” and “Making a Murderer”.