Episodes: June, 2015

Luke checks in from NEW YORK CITY (?!) to talk about his experience at an adult summer camp he visited recently. Plus, he and Andrew discuss drones falling from the sky and the poopiest race in the world. And they also dissect the latest episode of True Detective, probably for the last time.

Andrew and Phyllis take over the show today to talk about proper employee management techniques and the difference between a muumuu and a housecoat. Plus, TBTL breaks its silence on the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling and why a seemingly unpopular album is topping the charts.

MSNBC’s Chris Hayes joins the show to receive the prestigious “TBTL Profiles In Going For It Award.” Plus, he and Luke face off against Quizmaster Andrew in a battle over obscure flag knowledge. And Luke’s mom Susie explains how she plans to crash a Christian gathering on the high seas.

Luke and Andrew explain a new TBTL experiment they’re about to undertake. Plus, one of the world’s most famous pop-artists is wanted in Detroit, and Ben Affleck’s racist ancestor is causing problems for public broadcasting.

Luke and Andrew talk about a real news story so creepy, it’s guaranteed to give you goosebumps (or your money back.)* Plus, doctors are caught saying some pretty cruel things to a patient they are operating on. And Andrew is clearly on the wireless spectrum.

Luke and Andrew provide a helpful guide to eating fast food during road trips. Luke explains why he had to reprimand some young ladies in a Chicago McDonalds. Andrew is diagnosed with “food aggression issues.” And Pete Rose is still signing autographs at a small table in Las Vegas.

Luke and Andrew try to invent a word to describe how they feel about Marc Maron’s interview with President Obama. Pridejealousy? Plus, we delve into the much-lambasted second season premier of True Detective.

Luke and Andrew wake up bright and early to bring you another Morning Zoo edition of TBTL. Today they tackle the important issues of emotional-support-kangaroos, Brian William’s non-apology, and why you should never throw away underwear in a hotel room.

Andrew make a big mistake in one of Hollywood’s most revered watering holes. Luke considers joining the Chicago Blackhawks for an evening. Plus, in depth analysis on Kim Kardashian, Brian Williams, and how to be just-lonely-enough in a hotel room by yourself.

Luke and Andrew address the “skip-gate” scandal that has been rocking the TBTL community. Plus, Luke wants to Rachel-Dolezal himself into Steph Curry’s family. And we learn that Andrew’s dog-0-logical clock is ticking loudly and proudly.

Two of the whitest podcasters around weigh-in on race identity vis-à-vis Rachel Dolezal. Plus, a man whom shall not be named has thrown his toupee into the presidential ring. And Luke and Andrew recap the Game of Thrones finale with the latest installment of A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

Our friend Aaron Roden of the Air-Raid podcast joins the show today to play a few rounds of Internet Family Feud. Plus, he and Luke and Andrew discuss their successful and unsuccessful attempts at cheating in high school. Also, eggs are weird.

Luke has a very strange encounter at a remote gas station. He and Andrew discuss that and the story of a NAACP chapter president who’s apparently been lying about her race. And we say goodbye to one of Luke’s favorite wrestlers.

Luke finds himself near the Canadian Border, while Andrew finds himself near the Elation Border over his jigsaw puzzle progress. Plus, Nobel Laureates Say The Darndest Things and the listeners weigh on Luke’s Marco Rubio comments, and mis-use of “schvartz”.

Some of the latest details about the New York prison break are downright bonkers. Luke and Andrew discuss that, and they debate whether or not the New York Times is being unfair to one of the GOP presidential candidates. And listeners weigh-in on yesterday’s pork talk.

A news story about pigs has Luke questioning his pork consumption, and Andrew thinks he wants to go to Disneyland for some reason. Plus, Jerry Seinfeld says colleges aren’t comedian-friendly, and a Khaleesi named Daenerys goes on a dragon ride.

Luke and Andrew discuss this weekend’s big prison break in New York State, Stephen Colbert’s new podcast, and the TBTL dress code (pants are preferred.)

Luke, Andrew and Phyllis flap their yaps about a new invention that helps you drink water, canned crowd noise at graduation ceremonies, and what Flavor Flav’s Linked-In profile might look like.