Episodes: April, 2015

Luke has a new hero. His name is Carl, and he punched a bear. And if you don’t believe Carl, you can ask his friend, John. ALSO! Luke and Andrew help solve a listener’s personal problem, and a teenage witch enters Andrew’s life.

Andrew tells Luke about Mr. Worldwide’s unlikely newest fan. We listen to the quietest game in Major League Baseball history, a Bud Light ad campaign is accused of contributing to rape culture, and Luke says goodbye to Facebook forever.

Luke calls his wife, Carey, and asks her if he’s too fat. She is taken aback. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss the flip flop controversy they ignited on yesterday’s show, and they dissect this week’s Game of Thrones episode in their regular Tuesday segment, A Song of Ice and Spoilers.

Today we learn: 1) That Luke and Andrew are bad at asking questions, 2) How to be a jukebox hero, and 3) You never, under any circumstances, want to see Andrew’s feet. Luke and Andrew also discuss Bruce Jenner’s ABC interview and Brad Pitt’s unfortunate accident over the weekend.

Luke spends a lot of time yelling at clouds today. He and Andrew talk about why modern teen idols aren’t doing it right. Plus, they dip into a raging debate over how and whether people should clean their ears. And Phyllis stops by to share some morning zoo memories.

Luke and Andrew kick off the show with a healthy portion of lunch shame. Then they dissect Robert Downey Jr.’s decision to end a TV interview abruptly. And we hear what may be the worst 2 minutes and 39 seconds of radio ever broadcast.

We take our obsession with magician El Ropo to a new level by getting him on the phone and asking if we’re creeping him out. Plus, DIY car repair is going the way of the dodo, and Luke and Andrew are no help.

Andrew finally gets his record player in the mail, which means he can subject all the listeners to his favorite 30 year-old Cleveland Morning Radio Bits. Plus, TBTL debuts its new Tuesday Game of Thrones recap, “A Song of Ice and Spoilers”.

Luke and Andrew are blown away by a TBTL cartoon created by listener Erik. Plus, they get into a fight over Conan O’Brien’s online behavior and Luke explains the origins of his boat.

Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev hit the high seas (aka Lake Washington). They record their adventures breaking into (and out of) marinas and their encounters with savage tapas.

Luke and Andrew record from the bleachers of an empty Safeco Field, home of the Seattle Mariners. They discuss knuckle-cracking, sleepovers, and why the heck they’re sleeping on a boat tonight. Also, Luke met the most interesting man in the world.

Luke and Andrew realize that gyrocopters are a real thing when one lands on the U.S. Capitol lawn. Now Luke wants one. Plus, Andrew learns that he shares an accountant with a truly scary celebrity. And Luke explains why he has 1.3 years to achieve all of his life goals.

Luke is obsessed with a Los Angeles cougar, and it’s not a lady of a certain age. Or is it? Plus, he and Andrew dole out some lunch advice and dissect a new video that supposedly shows Dennis Quaid losing his cool.

TBTL friendo Dan Pashman of the Sporkful podcast stops by to talk about bullies, donut shops and a man who went to great lengths to cheat at chess. Plus, we announce a special TBTL event and Luke and Andrew geek-out on last night’s Game of Throne’s premier.

Luke deals with the massive internet outage that hit Seattle today. He joins Andrew from a sweltering car in Capitol Hill to talk about the proper way to quit Facebook and one man’s fashion nightmare come true.

Luke and Andrew discuss an unfortunate tribute to Lucille Ball that is causing trouble in Celoron, New York. Also, Andrew tries to come to grips with a new reality, and Luke offers advice to a potential Port Townsender.

Luke and Andrew debate the comedic brilliance of the Dukes of Hazzard and whether “The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” contributed to the suicide of someone it parodied.

Luke and Andrew explain why grown men were wetting their pants at Wrigley Field yesterday and why airport food has gotten better and — thus — worse.