#4705 This Is Not The Fifty Pounds You’re Looking For

Written By Andrew Walsh
Painting portrait of a stern white man from the 1500s. It's Abraham Ortelius, Flemish cartographer and dealer in maps, books, and antiquities. Bright, modern, colorful text below says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

Abraham Ortelius, Flemish cartographer and dealer in maps, books, and antiquities. Today is his birthday.

Luke’s frustrating saga trying to return a set of dishes has him reconsidering his shopping style. Andrew is excited to bring some “Celebrity Birthday Segment” energy to TBTL. And former NYC Mayor / fraudster Eric Adams is trying to bump Luke lower down the list of famous Albanian-Americans.

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