Luke and Andrew try to figure out if they're nerds, dweebs, or geeks. (Or worse.) Plus, a decades-long mystery involving Garfield phones washing up on a French beach is almost solved. And a listener tells a nightmare-inducing story from a clothing-optional hot spring.

Many thanks to Elizabeth VanStee of Ferndale, MI, Kevin Shafer of Florence, CO, and Brigid Schabes of Chicago for making TBTL possible!