#3363 Too Ritz For My Blood

A plain, unlabeled bottle of Thousand Island dressing

#3363 Too Ritz For My Blood

Luke and Andrew find themselves on opposite sides of a debate over Thousand Island dressing and how it should be categorized. Plus, the internet delights in catching Ted Cruz doing very Ted Cruzy things, and a heroic mattress salesman in Texas throws his doors open to those who need shelter.