Luke and Andrew discuss the Washington Post's feature on Chevy Chase, which does not exactly paint the comedian in glory. Plus, a seafood proprietor in Maine has started getting her lobsters stoned before boiling them, and scientists are experimenting with giving octopodes ecstasy. Plus, it's a Monday, so we discuss the Seahawks and Browns in the latest installment of No Point Conversion!

Special thanks to Myra Lovell of Portland, OR, and Randy Gifford of Albuquerque for supporting today's episode!