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I was listening to a Mariners game earlier this week, as I’m wont to do, and I was inspired to grab a pen and paper and start taking notes. No, I wasn’t scoring the game at home (a skill I am still trying to learn.) Instead, I began to track all the fun verbs that MLB announcers use when they are describing the action on the field. To be clear, I was only interested in verbs specifically, not just colorful language and phrases. Sure, we all love fun ballpark idioms like “can of corn” and “high cheese” and “Snyder gut” (don’t worry if you’re not familiar with that last one; I made it up to describe the bad feeling I have whenever Rob Refsnyder is at the plate.) I’m talking about verbs and verbs only. You know, “action words.” For example, we know that a player can run to first base. But isn’t it more fun when he glides into first? Or coasts in? Or even cruises in? Maybe he’s a larger player with a bit of a belly and built low to the ground. These players tend to rumble around the base paths (my personal fav.) Obviously, players can also slide into base, but they can also dive. Sometimes they even stomp or scamper or trot around the diamond. Those were all the verbs that I could think of for runners, but I also jotted a few down for the pitcher. Yes, the man on the mound can simply throw or pitch the ball. But he can also fire it in. Or lob it in. He can also whiz it over the plate or paint the corners of the plate. That’s if he doesn’t spike a ball or accidentally bounce it. The last category that I noted was words for hitting. A player can scorch a ball, blast a ball, blister a ball, cork a ball, loop a ball, bloop a ball, pop a ball, lace a ball, or even laser a ball into the outfield (although using “laser” as a verb in general is a little on the line for me.) And that’s where my notes on the matter end. However, it drives me a little batty knowing that I’m still probably missing a lot of great verbage. So I encourage you to let me know what fun verbs I’m forgetting. But please note that we’re just talking verbs here. The first person to write in to tell me about a “yakker” or a “worm burner” will get a ten game suspension. Speaking of baseball, the Mariners just started their game against Detroit, and Rob Refsnyder just hit an RBI single to drive in J.P. Crawford. Maybe all he needed was a little negging in the ol’ TBTL newsletter. I hope you all have a fun, sunny weekend filled with the best verbs that fit your lifestyle. Luke and I will talk to you on Monday! -- Andrew
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